The other night I went out to eat with a friend from school and something happened….something that needs to be addressed right here, right now. If I could liken the action to a historical event, it’d be when the Red Sea came crashing down on the Egyptians after Moses led his people to freedom. […]

The year was 1992, and it seemed that the slightly retarded eighties clothing trend and attitude was finally coming to an end. No more hypercolor t-shirts, no more acid washed jeans, and thankfully no more than one bright colored article of clothing at a time on one person’s body that made your retinas burn just […]

So I’m in one of those fancy new two lane drive-thrus at McDonalds the other morning which allows you to order twice as fast but takes two times longer to get your food (bang up marketing right there Ronald). Anyways, I decided to drop 3 of my hard-earned dollars on two Sausage McMuffins. A deal […]